Mm. Those are good worms right there.Hey, Alex! How's the commute treating you?Hey, I can't complain.- That never stopped him before.- Right?[BOTH LAUGH]Well, we made good time today.[BOTH GRUNT]Matilda: Red was one of my students.Hal: Hmm?Matilda: Not sure about the dabbin' though.Jay: Mom! Mom, did you get my picture?Well, this is our stop.Hatchings: The birds in the sky Go through the air All the way there Today, we're gonna learn about how Red saved the eggs.Jay: I love Red!I gotta go to the bathroom!Why didn't you go in the slingshot?Huh?Red: Bomb, anything from Piggy Island?Bomb: Nope.Red: Chuck. Anything to the north?Chuck: Nope. Nothin'.ViVi: What's that?Red: Uh-oh.Chuck: Incoming pie!Zoe: It's comin' straight for us.Bomb: What do we do?Red: Duck!Duck: What? Ah! I got pie all over my face!Red: Hey, sorry, buddy. Courtney: What, what? Yeah!Red: Those pigs...Chuck: Are gonna pay...Bomb: For our lunches!Red: Uh... Because of our hunger to give them...Chuck: A taste of their own...Bomb: Quesadillas! What?- It's Red.Red: I'm sorry, guys. We're takin' over the Blue Line. Official business.- Oh, yeah!- Of course, anything for you.Alex: Hey, Red! Isn't it funny how nobody liked you until you saved Bird Island? But now we all love you.Red: Ha. Thanks so much for bringing that up. Okay, ready? Three...Chuck: Two...Bomb: Two!Red: Bomb, you say "one."Bomb: Oh, right. One![]Yoo-hoo.Hot sauce, please.[BOTH LAUGH]Red: Yeah! Got him. Thank you. Thank you very much.- CROWD [CHANTING]: Red! Red!Hatchling: I really want the red one. The red one. Ha, ha! Balloonie!Leonard: Heh, heh. That's it. A little bit higher.Hatchling: Ha, ha!Jay: But I was bouncin'!Red: You mess with the hatchlings, you get the cannonball.Chuck: Ready, big guy?Bomb: Oh, yeah. You ready, bigger guy?BIRD: Cannonball! Cannonball!Why won't youjust take a bath?Why won't youjust take a bath?[BABBLING]Jay: Huh?Leonard: This might pinch a little.Alex: Ah! I can't see!Leonard: Catch you later. [LAUGHS] You stupid birds.Hal: No! Please, don't! Aah![LAUGHS]Red: Not on my watch.Bomb: Sorry, guys.Red: Excuse me, sir, but I believe this belongs to you.Hal: My hero.Red: Don't. Stop. [CHUCKLES] I said, "Don't stop."Courtney: Leonard?Leonard: Got him!Courtney: Hey, Leonard, you should probably...Leonard: Huh? That's not coming from Bird Island. What the heck is that? And where did it come from? We're gonna need a bigger slingshot.Red: Another successful day of protecting the island. Great job, guys.Bomb: Oh, yeah.Woo-hoo! Woo!ViVi/Sam-Sam/Zoe: You saved us, Red.Zoe: You're our hero.Red: Heh, what can I say? That's what I do. Now, why don't you just go run along and keep your big, cute eyes peeled for the next pig prank, all right?Sam-Sam: [IN GRAVELLY VOICE] Pigs.KIDS: We're going to get you! Oink, oink, oink.[CHUCKLES]Adorable.Let's finish cleaning up these crabs, then we can move on to...Done and done.[GRUNTS]- Red, what is it?- What the heck?BOMB:Is it a per...? Is it a head?What is that?Oh, look. It seems likeit's some kinda note.What if it'sa love note?A message in a bottle?Or a genie in a bottle.Guys,there's no bottle,so just,you know, stop.[LEONARD READS ON-SCREEN TEXT][CHUCKLES]Nice try, piggies.News flash:We're not idiots.Hey.[LEONARD READS ON-SCREEN TEXT]Uh...[BIRDS MURMURING][GRUNTING]Jay: I got it! Oh, no!- Check it out, everybody.- Let me see that.- A truce! A truce!- A truce with the pigs!- A truce?- The prank war is over!- [BOTH LAUGHING]- What?No, this is just anotherone of their pranks.- What?- Huh?This is a huge relief, right?Who else was getting tired of the prankin' and retaliation?Me! This guy!Tired? No, no, no.Guys, listen.Imagine all the fun things we can do now.I can think of one.You think he'll go?I think we've piqued his interest.No, no, no. Guys, we are working tirelessly, day and night, to save the world.But the world doesn't need saving.Of course they need us.- CHUCK: Red.- Huh?Come here, hon.What are you so afraid of?Afraid of? I... What do I have to be afraid of?- I'm not afraid of anything.- CHUCK: You know what?I'll write you a prescription for fun with your cool friends.- Especially Chuck.- Come on. Come with us.What are you talking...?Come to what?We can't tell you becauseyou wouldn't be into it.Oh. Oh, oh, oh, oh.KIDS: Oink, oink, oink!Oink, oink, oink!Ha! Now we haveall your eggs.And there's nothingyou can do about it,- Red.- BOTH: Oink, oink, oink.[GROWLS]Laugh it up, piggies,because you're gonnabe to cryin' in a secondwhen I kick your butts- and take those rocks back.- Eggs.- What?- You said "rocks"instead of "eggs" again.Oh, sorry.I don't know whyI keep doin' that.Because they are rocks.- [SNIFFLES]- Don't cry, Sam-Sam.I'll be right back.- Hey, Daddy.- [GROWLS][GRUNTS]Just borrowing my sistersfor a minute.[GROWLS]Ha. Now we really haveall your eggs.Yeah, and there's nothing youcan do about it, Red.BOTH: Oink, oink,oink, oink, oink.Laugh it up, piggies,because you're gonna becrying in a secondwhen I kick your buttsand take all your...Uh... uh...Uh, uh. Um, um, um, um.Oh, crap.[HUMMING]Okay, we'll just...[YELLS]Leonard: What is this thing that almost killed me? Frozen water? Who's ever heard of frozen water? Courtney? Courtney, bring me those images.Courtney: What, what, what? Oh, okay, I'm comin'. I'm comin'.Leonard: Gimme that. Oh, that looks cold. Three umbrellas in one drink? What kind of extravagant lunatic are we on dealin' with?ZETA: There goes my toothpaste. I am tired of this.Woo. Yes! Hot shower.There we go.[SCREAMS]DEBBIE [CHANTING]:Go, Zeta. You killin' it.Go, Zeta. You killin' it.Woo! Zeta!Come on, baby. Go get it.Let's go get it.Go get the stick.[GROANS]Ha, ha![BARKING][GROWLS]Whoa! Whoa, whoa.Oh, my gosh![SIGHS]I can't do this anymore.- Okay, Debbie?- Okay.I'm done. I'm done livin' on this frozen, seal-infested iceberg of an island. Fire another ice ball!- Uh... We can't do that, Zeta.- Wait...You're torturing the engineer.Um, uh, Hello?! My limbs are beginning to numb.[LAUGHS]Oh, yeah, I forgot about that. You better tell him to improve his aim.It's about time we start livin' that good life.Good life, here we come.I deserve to feel the hot sand be squishin' this between my beautiful talons.DEBBIE:You deserve that and more.ZETA:Yes, I do!- Ha, ha!- Well, here we are.Are you ready, Red?Love awaits!Speed dating? No. No way.It's matin' on season.All right, lovebirds.You all know how this works.- When you hear this sound...- [TWEETS]...then it's time to move onto the next table,where your soul matejust might be waitin'.Yeah, I'm goin' home.Absolutely not.You have nothin' else to do.I hid your keyson some part of my body,and I'm not telling youwhere unless you stay. Ha, ha!Yeah, let's party!Hey, yo!Chuck's the name.- Speed's the game. Like games?- Well...You entered the love lottery,and guess what?[SING-SONGY] You won!Because here I am.- Hi.- Hi.[LAUGHS]I eat dirt.[LAUGHS]Oh. Ew.- [BIRD TWEETS]- Hey, y'all!Who's ready to party?[LAUGHS]Not me.No, I'm actually not herefor the wholespeed-dating horror-show thinggoin' on.Uh-uh. Shh.This matin' danceis for you.Y'all ready for this?[][TWEETS]I'd love to hearabout you.What's your favorite sign?This one's mine.[LAUGHS]You know, the flavorcan vary greatly,depending on the mineralsin the dirt.I can tell which kinda wormshave crawled through there.Or what sorta roly-polies usedit to raise their family in.Um. Are you mad?No.- I don't know. You look mad.- Well, I'm not.Ya know what?Maybe it's your eyebrows.My eyebrows are fine.That's the way I look.It's like you've gotrestin' bird face.Oh, yeah? Well, you know,that's not a thing.- [BIRD TWEETS]- [LAUGHING]- BIRD: Yes! Amazing.- BOMB: I'm not a total animal.- But I do enjoy eating dirt.- [SIGHS]Okay, worms, birdseedor just garbage- from a dumpster?- I'm sorry, what?Favorite food, silly.Don't think.Just answer from your gut. Go!Um. Uh, toast?Okay. Toast.Favorite color?- Uh.- Stupid question. Red, duh.If you could've onesuperpower, what would it be?Um, to disappear,like, right now.Okay. What do you doin your free time?Yeah, I mean, I don't reallyhave any free time.I kinda protect Bird Islandfrom being attacked,and that's a full-time gig,so yeah.I thought I heard somethingabout a truce.Ha, ha! No. A truce, no.That's not gonna last.You'll have a lotmore free timenow that nobody needs youanymore, so...Okay. We are done here.Are you afraid to talkabout your feelings?You know, just becauseI don't wanna talk about themdoesn't mean I'm afraid.Okay. So avoidspersonal questions.- Unusually angry.- Talks to herself.- Self-esteem issues.- Doesn't answer own questions.Left-handed.Probably a witch.Looks like we'redefinitely incompatible.Oh, and you needed a formto tell you that. Okay.Hope you have luckannoying the next guy.I don't need luck.I have a formula.Okay. Have a nice life.Have fun being alone.Oh, I will.Aw.There he goes,like a ship in the night.No rudder, no purpose,no crew.Well, have a good night.[][SIGHS]In the arms of an angelFly away from hereFrom this dark coldHotel roomAnd the endlessness...Loser!Loser![KNOCKING ON DOOR][GROANS][BURPS][GRUNTING]In the arms...[SONG DISTORTS, STOPS][]Leonard:Hello! Oh.[SCREAMS]Leonard:Look, Red, I know we've had our differences.Red: Oh, like when you tried to eat our young?Leonard: I come in peace.- Ouch.- Aah!Leonard: Look, I don't want to see your face any more than you want to see mine. We're all in danger!Red: Yeah. From you.Leonard: Ouch! No, we have a truce. Didn't you get my note? It was on a balloon.Red: Oh, yeah, that's right. You wanted to talk.Leonard: This is not how a truce works.Red: Just say what you gotta say and then get out.- [SQUEALS]Leonard: Red, we've discovered that there's a third island, and they're plotting to destroy us all.Red: A third island? Give me one reason why I should believe you.Leonard: Haven't you noticed any strange objects falling from the sky? Giant balls of ice?But you'll look sweetUpon the seatOf my...Bicycle built for twoRed: Nope, nothin'. Haven't seen anything.Leonard: Well, I have, and I'll show you the proof. Squeal Team Six!Red: What the...? Hey, hey, hey. Easy, easy. Stop. Everybody stop. Aah!- [GRUNTING][TOILET FLUSHES]- [STOMACH RUMBLES]- Aah!Leonard: That image in your hand is Eagle Island, and those are eagles.Red: Eagles? How did you get these?Leonard: From a drone.Red: And do you spy on us with that?Leonard: Yes.Red: So have you seen me...?Leonard: Yes, and it's disgusting. Red, this is bigger than pranks. We need to put aside our differences and work together.Red: To save our whole worldfrom being destroyed.CROWD [CHANTING]:Red! Red! Red!Red! Red! Red!Red! Red! Red!Red: What we really need is a hero. I'm in.Leonard: Wonderful! We'll have to get a team together.Red: Yes, we will. But, hey, I'm in charge.Leonard: Actually, that position's been filled. Boo-yah!Red: Uh. Yeah. By me. Oh, man, you're gonna love this guy. Not the smartest bird in the tree, but what he lacks in smarts, he makes up for in firepower.Bomb: Achoo!Jay: Happy birthday!Bomb: Aah!BIRD: We've got a numbertwo at the Porta Potty.[BOMB SCREAMS]- [SIRENS WAIL]Bomb: All right, I'm goin'!Red: We're bustin' you out.Bomb: Uh... how?- [POPS]- Aah!Red: Like that.Bomb: Oh, I love it.Momb: Bomb, what was that noise?! You're still grounded!Bomb: I'm an adult, Mom!- Run.- MOMB: Bomb, get back here!Aah!Red: This guy is so fast, he can beat timeitself in a footrace. Hey, Chuck, we're puttin' betogether a team.Bomb: And I think we're on it![RINGS][SNORES, THEN GASPS][MOOS IN SLOW MOTION]Chuck: Come on, everybody. Let's work those booties![HUMMING]I'm in.- Ha, ha, great!- But how did you...?BT-dubs,you misspelled "heist."It's "E-I,"I corrected it.Don't worry.It's a common misperception.Well, thank you.- [LAUGHS]- You're right. He's fast.[LAUGHS]RED: Now, this guy is kind of a ding-dong, but he's the only eagle we know.Well, you've cometo the right eagle.Tell me more.It's a really exciting missionto a place called Eagle...- Eagle Island?- Yes.So you've heard...- [YELLING]- CHUCK: Heard of it.Nice to meet you!Okay, so now we just need to figure out how this volcanic super-weapon works, huh?We're gonna need some kindof engineering wizard, brainiac.- Hm.- Hm.Oh![VOCALIZING]Red: Yes, Chuck. You obviously have somethin' you wanna say or sing.Chuck: I have got just the guy. It's a girl. My sister Silver. She goes to Avian Academy, top of her class. She would be perfect.Bomb: Yeah, she totally would.- BIRD 1: See you at the dorm!- BIRD 2: Yeah, see you, Ella.BIRD 3:Hey, good catch!I mean, we all just thoughtshe was weird, ya know?She skipped four grades,won an Engineerof the Year Award,and got a scholarshipat Avian Academy.Perfect. That is exactlywhat we're looking for.You are absolutelygonna love her.But don't love her too much.That's my sister, Red.[IN DEEP VOICE] Or I'll crushevery bone in your body![NORMALLY]Oh. Frisbee!Hi, I'm Chuck. Know wherethe Engineering department is?SILVER: With a combinationof over 30 silk,wire and cotton-basedthreads spun together,I now present to you...Super String![SNORING][CLEARS THROAT]I said, "It's Super String!"More like"Stupid String."I know whatyou're thinkin', Mike.You're like,"What's so super about it?"Great question, Mike.Well, how about thatit's very easily ableto withstand the pullof 18,000 more kilosthan any other string known to...[BELL RINGS]BIRD:Snooze alert.Known to bird-kind!Or pig-kind,for that matter.[][SIGHS]What's up, sis?Chuck?BOTH:I'm so happy to... It's really...Great to... Jinx, jinx.- Jinx!- Jinx. One, two, three. I win!You can't speak until someonesays your name.Hello? You in here?Hello?- You?- You?You.Wait. You know this guy?[MUFFLEDLY] I wouldanswer, but you jinxed me.Oh, okay, Chuck,I unjinx you.This is one of my best buddies,Red. These are the guys.- Hi.- We're the guys.Guys, this is Silver,the greatest kid sisterin the world.I'm not exactlya kid anymore, Chuck.Oh, you'll always bemy kid sister!Okay. Hey, everyone.You know, I don't thinkthis is gonna work.It's just thatI'm not sureyou're gonna be compatiblewith the team.Oh, wow, it is such a pleasureto meet not you, but you!I've never meta pig before.Your technological achievementsare amazing.- May I shake your hoof?- Why, thank you.I like her.- And this has to be Bomb.- Whoa!How'd you know that?You have a fusecomin' outta your head.Oh, so cool![IMITATES FUSE BURNING,EXPLOSION]- [CLEARS THROAT]- LEONARD: Backflip.So I, um... I hearyou're some kind ofengineering wizardor whatever.Oh, ha. I mean, I don't liketo brag, but...Wait. Who's that?And why is she all overthese achievement awards?[]The kid's amazing, right?Not a kid anymore, Chuck.Chuck: Toot toot! Tickle Train arriving at Sister Station!Silver: Chuck, no. I am a serious academic.[LAUGHING]I am a serious...[LAUGHS]CHUCK:Stop!Oh, look how cute this is.We're sailing in the oceanWe mustALL:Row! Row!The eggs are in our sightsAnd we mustALL:Go! Go!We'll get 'em backBefore our parentsALL:Know! Know!And save the day like RedThe realALL:Hero! Row!BOTH [LAUGHING]:Gotcha!Woo-hoo! We did it.That was so easy!Yeah!A little too easy,actually.What do you meanby that?Well, normally,when things are this easy,some dramaticallyunexpected setback occurs.- I don't get it.- Me neither.Well, it's kindof hard to explain.But it's sorta like,you know how some...?Oh, see? Like that.Are you freakingkidding me?[]LEONARD: Each of you hasbeen selected becauseyou're the bestin your field.- ALL: Oh.- LEONARD: That we could find.ALL:Oh.Your skills will beput to the testfacing this.As you can clearly see,this is a vol...Volcano."A volcano" is whatmy assistantwas going to say.- You're the assistant!- Let go. Let go.- No, I'm the leader.- I'll take that.[CLEARS THROAT] Actually,it's a composite volcano.You can tellby the heightand the apparentvent clusters.Okay, forget I said "volcano."This is a...It's a super-weapon![ALL GASP]Weird, because it looksjust like a volcano.Yep, and here'sthe scary part.This is theirpsychotic leader![ALL GASP]Ooh! How'd that getin there? Ha, ha. Next.- Oh, butt shot.- Next. No. Next. Next!BOMB: I don't even knowwhat I'm looking at.Courtney!I mean, you took them.[CLEARS THROAT]This is theirpsychotic leader.[WHINING][YELLS]Whoa, whoa, whoa.Hey. Buddy, do you know her?What? Me? No.No, definitely not,absolutely not.Never seen herbefore in my life.Who is that? I don't know!Not terribly convincing,but movin' on.Great.What's the plan?All right, here's whatwe're lookin' at, folks.Step one: Travel undetectedto Eagle Island.- Hmm.- Uh-huh.Step two: We're gonna breakinto the super-weapon.- Got it.- Yeah, yeah, yeah.And step three:Ooh, ooh.Deactivate the superweapon.Once we break in there...SILVER [WHISPERS]:No plan...hopefully, before both islandsare destroyed and we all die,so that's, uh... That's it.Right. So I just havea few questions.Why? I explained everything.It's a foolproof plan.Yeah. How do we sneakonto the island?What is the super-weaponand how do we deactivate it?And when you say "escape,"how do you plan to do that?This is a crucialthing to figure out.I agree.Why isn't she in charge?Told you she's super smart.Hey, guys,hold on a second, please.- Mighty Eagle?- What? What are you lookin' at?Do you havean Eagle Island map?What? No. No, there's no map.- Oh, it's a map.- RED: Yeah, that's a map.Mm-hm. Okay,I just wanna read it.Wait a minute.Do you guys hear that?Do we hear what?Sounds like a, um,like a whistle.It almost sounds like a:[IMITATING WHISTLE][GASPS]Hey, guys?[ALL GASP]RED:Run![ALL YELLING]Emergency exit,all the way down![YELLS AND GASPS]Well, that's not safe.CHUCK:Wait! Stop!- LEONARD: Holy macaroni!- RED: Oh, boy.Everyone hop on![ALL YELLING][]ZETA: Rewind it. Rewind it.Play it again.Play it again.Play it again.Ha, ha. Yes, baby! We knockedthe top right off of that!Glenn, you didn't messit up this time.- Boom! Up top. Or not.- Nailed it!Jerry, up top.That should send him runnin'.Wait. "Him"?Who you sendin' running?Yeah. Who's "him"?"Them." I said "them."Stop asking me stupid questions.I'm so sorry.- Wow.- That was crazy.We could've died.Thanks for saving our lives,Mighty Eagle!Well, you can alwayscount on...[ALL YELLING AND GRUNTING]RED:Everyone grab the map!Hey, it's working.RED:Left! Left! Lean to the left!- [SIGHS]- [MAP RIPS]Please tell methat was your pants ripping.I don't wear pants!ALL:None of us wear pants![]Uh-oh.[ALL YELLING]Eight point one seconds.CHUCK:Silver! No![GRUNTING][ALL GRUNT]- [GASPS]- Oh.Uh...- Heh, heh.- CHUCK: Hey!What is this?Oh, well, I mean,she was, you know,just thanking mefor saving everyone, so...- I'm sorry. Savin' everyone?- Yeah.RED: You know,the map was my idea.It ripped.Maybe because there'stoo many birds.I...[YELLS AND GASPS]My mountain!We are in trouble.BOTH: We gotta stopthat super-weapon.- Jinx!- [GROANS]BIRD 1: Oh, this is bad.This is really bad.BIRD 2:Eagle Mountain?- [GASPS]- Are we gonna be okay?Oh, my gah...What happenedto Eagle Mountain, Mom?Wait a minute.Wait. Wait. Wait.Why isn't anybody leavin'?Why they not scared?Okay. Oh, okay, okay.Here's what we gonna do.I want y'all to takeall of those ice ballsand fill 'em up with... Ha, ha...Molten lava.That's not possible.What? You never heardof thermal emulsifiers?Well, yes, yes.You just gotta geta polyacrylamideto enhance the nanoparticleand surfactant associationbetween the two materials.Uh. Okay.So you do that,and I'm gonna go feed my baby.Yes, I'm finally gonnafeed my baby.There you go.Who's my baby?You're my baby.[SMOOCHES][SEAL BARKS]What...? Don't...You better not wink at me.Don't you wink at me.[GROWLS]BIRD 1:Who could've done this?- BIRD 2: I can't believe it.- BIRD 3: Are we gonna be okay?- BIRD 4: What are we gonna do?Red: All right, guys, do not worry. We got this. Red here has got your back. And your front and your sides.Jay: And my floof?Red: Yeah, even your cute little floof.Jay: Looks like you're gonna be okay.Jake/Jim: Wow!Matilda: So are you 100 percent sure we shouldn't evacuate?No, Red's gonna take careof us. Right, Red?Red: Yes! Everybody, please, just stay calm.Jay: Great news! Thank you!We're gonna be okay.Red's here.- BIRD 1: We love you, Red!- BIRD 2: We need you!Oh, thank you.Your support meansthe world to me.Okay, Leonard,so where's our ride?[SQUEAKS]Aw.It's so cute.Wow. Okay. And how are we allsupposed to fit in...?Oh, I think we'll manage.- Boop.- [BOAT BEEPS][]Whoa, okay.Whoa.Oh, my gah...All aboard!- [BIRD WHISTLES]- BOMB: Whoa.Anyone wanna grabtheir own bag or anything?Don't screw this up,Red!If we die, it's kindof your fault.[INHALES AND EXHALES DEEPLY]I got this.[][CHUCK SINGING OPERATICALLY][SINGING OPERATICALLY][SINGING OPERATICALLY][SIGHS]Wow.- [LEONARD IMITATES HORN]- [GASPS] Ow!Ladies and gentlemen,I'd like to introduce youto our master of gadgetry:- Garry!- Garry![CHEERS]This is it?This is the amazing teamI've been workin' aroundthe clock for?Ha, ha. Working withwhat we got.[SLURPS]Well, that's disappointing.Wow. Okay.This is the partwhere you get up and follow me!Welcome to mypiggy gadget lab.Oh, yeah.GARRY: Everywhere youlook, you'll see inventionsbeing testedby my team of guinea pigs.- SILVER: Oh. This is so cool.- BOMB: I know. Right?GARRY: All the gadgets havebeen designed specificallywith your current missionin mind.The first bein' Invisa-Spray.Need to go undetectedin plain sight?Invisa-Spray doesexactly that.Wow, I'm invisible!ALL:Whoa."Whoa," indeed.That's amazing.How long doesthe invisibility last for?- Forever.- Wait. What?- [RINGS]- Tina, we're not gonna be ableto see each other tonight.And what does the nextgadget do? Bury us alive?What? That would be ridiculous.[WHISPERS, IN PIG LATIN]Ix-nay the shovel-ay.And movin' right along.- [CHUCK & BOMB LAUGHING]- What are you guys doin'?This is so fun!Oh, it's so squishy.What is this stuff?Oh, well,that is a special typeof flame retardantwe call pig snot.Why do you call it...?You know what? Never mind.Ugh.[GRIMACING][ALL GROAN]Yeah! Lick it.Now, everyone,prepare yourselves'cause this next oneis really somethin' special.Whoa. So shiny.Yes, my friend. Bold yet sleek.Simple while complex.This device can detectan eagle anywherewithin a 100-foot radius.[]- Well, how does it work?- Simply push this button,and it does the rest.- Whoa.- Whoa.- Whoa.- Whoa.There's an eagle nearby.There's an eagle nearby.There's an eagle nearby.- [GROANS]- There's an eagle nearby.- There's an eagle nearby.- Why, yes. Clearly, there is.- Okay, you got me, guys.- There's an eagle nearby.- This clever thing will...- There's an eagle nearby.- no doubt prove to be...- There's an eagle nearby.- crucial during your mission.- There's an eagle nearby.- Wonderful. That's amazing!- There's an eagle nearby.- Can you turn it off?- There's an eagle nearby.- It'll turn itself off.- There's an eagle nearby.[SIGHS]Oh, thank goodness.One hour after it doesn'tdetect any more eagles.- What?- There's an eagle nearby.- There's an eagle nearby.- Hey! Hey!There's an eagle near...- There.- Oh, thank you.Okay, guys,these gadgets are terri...Hey, hey, Red,can we chat for a sec?I can tell you're usedto runnin' the show.That's great and all. But maybesince we're all a team here,a team you put together,maybe you can tryto be more supportive.The results mightsurprise you, huh?Fine. Fine, fine, fine.Garry. Woo. Unbelievable.Really, really good stuff.Ya know what? I'm sureI can figure out a plan to...Ya know,to use all this...This awesomeness that you've...Bomb!Hi, Red.[SIGHS]How are we evergonna get up there?[CRYING]I want my unborn sisters back.It's just, the eggs areup there, and we're down here.Oh, how are weever gonnaget up there?Oh.[GRUNTS]You're doing great, Zoe.Now hold it tight, okay?[BOTH GASP][BOTH GRUNT]BOTH:Uh-oh.Quick, let some air out![GRUNTS AND GASPS]It won't untie!Okay, let me try. Aah!What's...? What's the prob...?Prob... Prob...Problem?[BOTH CRYING]Ground control toMajor TomGround control toMajor TomTake your protein pillsAnd put your...[AIR WHISTLING][ALL YELLING]Don't worry, guys.I'll get us outta this.[]ALL:The eggs![ALL LAUGHING]We got you for reals now.Mwah!See? I told you I wouldget us outta this.[ALL GRUNT][ALL GASP][SNORING][SOFTLY]A boa constructor.[LAUGHING]It is glorious! I'm a genius![GIGGLES]Yes, I love it!This was my idea.- Wait. Wait.- BIRD 1: Look out!- BIRD 2: Aah! I'm burnin'!- BIRD 1: I told you to look out.Glenn, I wanted lava balls,not lava puddles.Uh-oh.Glenn's messing up.I mean, we... We're very close.We just need two more weeks.Two weeks? Two weeks.Huh.Um. It's quitethe undertaking.Okay, okay, ya know what?I'm doin' that thing again.That thing, you know, like,where I'm not quite sureI heardwhat I think I heard.Hey, skinny, sassy face!Did you hear "two weeks,"or did you hear "tomorrow"?Um. Uh, I heard "tomorrow"?Fat dude,what did you hear?Uh. Definitelywhat you said?Okay, you know whatI'm gonna do?I am gonna callmy old engineer, Steve.And you know what?You're a lot like him.[BUZZING]STEVE [ON VOICEMAIL]:Hey, it's Steve!Sorry I can't cometo the phone right now...- [MUFFLED GRUNTS]- ...but you know what to do.Oh, yeah.I had to discipline Steve.So, what was thatthat you- had said to me?- Tomorrow.That's what I thought you said.See, everybody happy now.[BOTH LAUGH AWKWARDLY][GROANS][SONAR BEEPING]Turn down for whatTurn down for whatTurn down for whatTurn down for what[GASPS][GRUNTS][BOTH LAUGHING][BOTH GASP AND GRUNT]RED:No. No, no, no.[LAUGHS]Uh-oh. Whoa. Whoa.CHUCK:Careful, buddy. That's not...[YELLS AND GRUNTS]Whoa.[]Okay, guys, let's do this.- Here we go.- We got this.We got an islandto save, kids.Two islands. We have twoislands to save.I can't do this.- I've made a terrible mistake.- What are you talking about?[GROANS]Zeta.- Who is Zeta?- The leader of the eagles.The one who's been tryingto destroy our islands.And my ex-fiance.- Wait. What?- Did you say "fiance"?Beyonc?And you're justtellin' us this now?Better late than never.Heh-heh-heh.MIGHTY EAGLE:It was many years ago,in the 1990s.She was the smartest girlin school.And I had an incrediblesense of fashion.Whoa.[CHUCKLES]Hey.MIGHTY EAGLE:It was love at first sight.- Woo!- Ha, ha!- [PAGER BEEPS]- [GASPS]I don't wanna wait"I miss you"? Aw.For our lives to be overBOTH:Whoa![BOTH LAUGHING]MIGHTY EAGLE:She was the best thingthat ever happened to me.[YELLING][BOTH THUD]MIGHTY EAGLE: But since I wasn'tquite ready to mate for life...Oh, wow. Uh...An engagement ring?Uh...MIGHTY EAGLE:Naturally, I...[THUNDER RUMBLES]MIGHTY EAGLE:I...I abandoned her.[ALL GASP]How could youleave like that?Because I am a coward.Many of you didn't knowthat about me.Well, actually...I assume she's beenheartbroken ever since.It's all my fault.So this is Beyoncwe're talkin' about?You know what?I just remembered.I have somethingto doback home!Thanks for the help.[][SNORING][PUNCHES LANDING][]Well, that got dark.[][INDISTINCT CHATTERINGOVER RADIO]Okay, gang, listen up.This place is crawlingwith security,but if you guys follow me...[LAUGHING]Hey, hey, hey,what's goin' on?What do ya think, guys?Should we show him?Show me what?Harvey!Super lifelikedisguise, right?Disguise?We thought we'd letyou drive.And I'm gonna helpyou pedal.Wait. You guys came upwith this idea without me?Yeah.All by myselfDon't wanna beAll by myselfYeah, well,it's not gonna work.We think it's our best chanceof getting past the guards.- I'm with Silver.- Me too.Yeah, she's smart.Everyone is counting on meto make sure that...Us. Everyone's countingon us.Fine. Whatever.So your plan is to getinto the super-weaponwith that?Harvey, don't take offense.He does not mean it.[GROANS]Fine. Fine. You know what?I'll just be up heresavin' the world.[GRUNTS] Just like I should've been doin' this whole time.Uh, guys? I 100 percent believein you and this Harvey idea,but I think this one'sgonna need me.[]Well, they didn't see us.This isn'tan "us" thing, Silver.I've got this covered.Go away.Is this a good timeto talk about feelings?No, it's not a good time![GRUNTS][SIGHS][YELPS]No. No, I don't needyour help, okay?I meant to slip.Leave me alone!Your hat fell off.RED: Yeah, I got rid of itbecause it was gettin' heavy.[][]All right, guys,beak action is a go.- Arms, what say you?- Armed and ready.[]Two fully functional armies.Right above our leggies.Ha, ha.LEONARD: Okay, leggies,show me what you got.[LAUGHING]Oh, yeah.Woo-hoo!We got this!We must look amazing!Okay, guys,we're goin' live.Come on, Jerry.You know there's no snackin' forwhile we're on duty.But I had a reallysmall breakfast.All right, I'll do the talkin'.[CLEARS THROAT][IN HIGH VOICE]Hello, fellow eagle guards.- Hm?- Hm?Oh, no.He's doing a voice.I'm running lateto the old job.Commute was rough todayfor some reason.But the good newsis I made it![NORMALLY]Ninety-degree turn. Quick![IN HIGH VOICE] But thegood news is I made it.ID, please.Oh. Uh... ID?Uh. Not sure I have it on me.[WHISPERS NORMALLY] Act likeyou're checkin' pockets.[GRUNTS]It's stuck!LEONARD:Stuck?Ow! What the heckare you doin'?!EAGLE [OVER RADIO]:Be on alert for an intruder.Wait a minute.What's happenin'?Shh. He's onto us.[SNIFFS]Hmm.We are so dead.All right.I know what's going on here.I'm pickin' upwhat you're puttin' down.Jerry, you gettinga load of this?Yeah, I think I am.[GROANS]Yeah, Jerry, I know exactlywhat's going on.[GROANS]This right here...[GROANS]is obviously...a new guy!Yeah, impostors in a costume.Wait. What?- Oh.- Uh.- Huh?- Huh?Yeah! You're the new guardfor the east tower.[IN HIGH VOICE]Yes.Yes, I am.[LAUGHS]I knew it.Jerry, swipethe new guy in.Okay.Thank you so much.[NORMALLY]Okay, guys, we're in.Oh, yeah.ALL:Woo! Woo-hoo!- COURTNEY: We did it.- BOMB: Work it. Work it.- COURTNEY: Okay.- LEONARD: Wiggle the butt.CHUCK:Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.LEONARD:Huh?[]I'm on fireLEONARD: Come on, come on.Let's go. Let's go!Baby, baby, babyBaby, baby, baby[][RED GRUNTING]Get to the topof the super-weapon. Check!- [SIGHS]- Yay!You did it.Okay, so how's it lookingdown there?Ooh, ooh, ooh.Do you see that?[GASPS]Oh, it's the super-weapon.RED: No, the power supplyto the super-weapon.All we gotta do is getdown there and cut it.Okay, assuming we don'tget electrocuted,there are guards there,there and there.And we don't haveenough rope to...- Watch and learn.- What? What are you doin'?[GASPS]He's not clipped in.Red, are you crazy?Trust me.I know what I'm do...[GRUNTS][GRUNTS]So yeah. Rope wasn'tlong enough.I know that.It wasn't supposed to be.That's part of my plan.Except I wanted to beover on that side.- Okay, but...- Watch this![GRUNTING]Nope. No, no, no.Oh. Hello.Hi. Now my planreally starts.[LAUGHS AND SIGHS]- Hi again.- I swung backto tell you something,but I forgot what it was. Bye.[GRUNTS] Got it. Got it.Okay, there we go.There we go.Grip, grip, grip. Okay...Huh? You hear somethin'?- So you want a push?- Yes.Ha, ha.Hi. Oh, no.Your feather!The guards!Watch out.Silver,what are you doin'?[][SIGHS]Oh, no.Where's Red?Hey, Silver.Check it out.This is how a herosaves the world.Ha, ha.Oh, come on!Nothing works around here!Now we escape.[ALARM BLARING][GUN COCKS]You two are comin' with me.- I... uh.- Nice abs.I know.[BEEPING]LEONARD:Okay, try zero-zero-zero-zero.[BEEPING]Try one-two-three-four.Now try four-three-two-one.Try 1-800-OPEN.I don't know.Chuck, what's your birthday?Nothing's working![GUARDS CHATTERINGINDISCTINCTLY][GASPS]Oh, no. Someone's coming.Quick. Hide.COURTNEY:Ouch.[]GADGET:There's an eagle nearby.There's an eagle nearby.There's an eagle near...All right. You get startedon the lockdown sequence.- I'm gonna hit the john.- Yes, sir.We gotta get that key card.[URINE TRICKLING][CLEARS THROAT][CLEARS THROAT][WHISPERS]Okay, Courtney, get that card.There's something in the way.[GROANS]Chuck, what's going ondown there?CHUCK:There's a divider in the way.[CLEARS THROAT]Maybe it's on the other side.LEONARD:Okay, hold on.[GRUNTS]Pretend to pee-pee.[SIGHS][GROANS]Oh, no. He's leaving.Chuck, get that card.I got it.Aah![GASPS][GRUNTS][WAILING]Yeah, I'm just gonna...Boop.[GROANS][YAWNS AND GASPS]We're home!We're home, everybody.[ALL SMOOCHING][BOTH LAUGHING]Yay!Woo!Oh, we missed you so much,Bird Island.PIG:"Bird Island"?This is Piggy Island,sillies.Bird Islandis way over there.- [SHIP HORN BLARING]- [INAUDIBLE DIALOGUE]Ha, ha. We're in!Oh, my goodness gravy.I wanna see.LEONARD:No. Hold on!CHUCK:I just wanna see.LEONARD:We don't have time.[GUARD CLEARS THROAT]Uh-oh.[][]BOMB:What? What's happenin'?I think he's challenging usto a break-dance battle?[PANTS]Aah!Oh, it's on!Woo! Whoa!CHUCK:What's happenin'?Looks like a poppin'and lockin'.A little what?[GASPS]Pop, pop, pop!ALL:Ah!Hey, handsome.- Hey.- Take those twoand put 'em on ice.[GASPS]They got Red and my sister.We gotta go.But the super-weapon.That's my sister, mister.And I'm gonna save her.LEONARD:Chuck, slow down.Slow down. Stop![GRUNTS][EAGLES WHOOPING]Oh, yeah![GROANING]Hmm?Huh?Hey.[GRUNTS]Hey. You done?- What happened?- Oh, let's see.Well, you got us capturedand trapped in iceon top of giant pool toys.Good job.I just thought thatmaybe if I could...Stop me?Yeah, you two lovebirdsjust thoughty'all could sail over hereand stop me.- Lovebirds? No way.- No, no, no.We're barely,like, friend birds.So typical.Type-A male pairedwith a strong female,and you just can't stand it,can you?- Well, I...- Let me guess.You prefer to fly solo.[MOCKINGLY]I have to save everybodyall by myself![NORMALLY]Just like a man.Ooh, ouch.That is kinda true, though.Maybe she wasa little clingy at times.Maybe she gave youthat engagement ringa little bit too early.I don't thinkshe's talking about us.Maybe she'stalking about...[MUFFLEDLY]Mighty Eagle.- Debbie! Turn on the TV.- Yes.Okay...It's the onewith the red button on top.DEBBIE:Okay...Red, Debbie.What I'm even plannin' meto do is takethese little-bitty,undeveloped islands,and turn them intomy own personal paradise.- [GASPS]- You're insane!I am putting myself first.Because you know what?I worked hard for it,and I deserve it.All I gotta do is clear outall these inhabitants.[BEEPS]- You're a monster!- [ZETA LAUGHS]Glenn, show them whatI'm talkin' about.[SPEAKS IN SPANISH]ZETA: Excuse me?Are you getting smart with me right now?[LAUGHS]ALL: I can't believe we'resoarin' Through the sky! Sky!All thanks to our pig palsThey are coolALL:Guys! Guys![ALL YELLING]What the heckwas that?[ALL GASP]Piggy Island?PIG:Attention, everyone!It is imperative that you allrun for your lives![ALL SCREAMING][ALL GASP]ALL:Bird Island?My mommy and daddy.Terence: Huh?[GASPING]Matilda: Terence? Where are the kids?[GROWLS]Where are the kids?[ALL SCREAMING]Hal: I don't understand. I thought Red was supposed to save us![ALL GASP AND YELL]Oh, my gah...Huh?Oh, my gah.Oh! Ha-ha-ha!It actually worked.Yes, yes, yes!Those islands are filledwith innocent birds and pigs!You all had the chanceto evacuate.But for some reason,you didn't.[GASPS]So you are 100 percent surewe shouldn't evacuate?I am sure.No one needs to evacuate.Everybody just stay calm.Sorry. Ha-ha-ha.Not sorry.I'm truly not sorry.[LAUGHS][LAUGHS]- [GRUNTS AND YELLS]- [THUDS][SIGHS]Dodged that bullet.[][CHUCKLES][GULPS][BOTH GRUNTING][PANTS AND SIGHS]This is all my fault.Red, it's not your fault.No. It... It is my fault.I put myselfbefore everyone else.I was afraid if I wasn'ta hero anymore,they'd all stop...They'd all stop liking me.Oh, Red.So you did all of thisbecause you were afraidof not being liked?I...Yes.ZETA:My fellow eagles,who's tired of livingin an icy wasteland?ALL:We are!What is she doing?ZETA:Who is tiredof sippinghot chocolateand getting brain freeze?Aah! Me!ZETA:Who's tired of frozen dinners?Whoa, frozen dinners?Come on, Bomb,let's go.Who's tired of playing onlyonly Vanilla Ice,Ice-T and Ice Cube?I am.Who wants to live worry-freeunder a beautiful tropical sun?- [CHEERING]- Me! I wanna be hot!- [GROANS]- I want it hot!There's no turning back!The future we deserveis about to be ours!Glenn! Activate the weapon!Start the countdown.COMPUTER:Ten minutes to launch.[][LAUGHS]BOMB:All right, stand back.- Wait, did you hear that too?- Bomb?[ALL COUGHING]What in the...?- Really, guys?- What? No. We weren't...Uh. Yeah, they were.Guys, why is that clockcounting backwards?- We've only got 10 minutes.- It's now or never.Pig-kind and bird-kindare depending on us.What are we gonna do, Red?Well, I, uh..I think...in times like these,we need someone who can lead.We need a hero.You know what we need?We need Silver.ALL:Huh?[GASPS]Oh.Got any ideas?I've got a few, actually.Okay.That's the heartof the super-weapon,and if you look closely,you can seethat it's poweredby air pressure.Moisture arounda composite volcanoinstantly vaporizes,sending a plumeof highly pressurized steamto the surface.That steam is containedby the pressure chamber.And that's the partwe need to destroy.Only problem is,it's surrounded by armed guards.Bomb. Do you think you cantake out those guards?Some of 'em lookkind of tough.- It won't be easy.- [GUN COCKS]Yeah, right.Of course. Got it.Great.Chuck, I need youto disablethe security cameras.There's a bunch,so you'll have to work fast.Fast? Don't even worryabout it, sis.Red, you and Ihave to get insideone of those ice balls.Inside an ice ball?I... Sure. Okay.Leonard, Courtney, Garry,do you see that giant levernear the orange lava tube?Copy that.SILVER:I need you to pull it.That will createa ramp sowhen Red and I roll downin the ice ball,we'll be launchedthrough the airat the perfect trajectoryto take out the super-weapon.- Got it?- LEONARD: Now you're talkin'.Great plan, Silver.Mama would be so proud.Okay, everyone putyour wings and hooves in.ALL:Go, team![]Chuck, let us know whenyou've disabled the cameras.Okay. On it.- [GUN COCKS]- Easy, boys.Heh-heh-heh.[EXCLAIMS HAPPILY][CHUCKLES]Heh.Huh? Hey, Jerry.Yeah?- Come here. Look at this.- What's up?[CHUCK WHISTLES]Uh... It sayseverything's normal.[LAUGHS]Jerry, are you seeing this?[TOILET FLUSHES]Uh... I don't see anything.No, not that one.Not over here.Oh, I think this one's it.HelloIs it meYou're looking for?I can see it in your eyesYou're all I've ever wantedLEONARD: We just need toget over to that trackand follow it up to the lever.BOTH:Okay.- Phew.- Ow!Don't touch the lava tube.I don't know if I'm gonna fit.Just suck in your butt.[YELLING][SIZZLING]Does anyone smell bacon?[GRUNTS]Ow!Aah!No one can see me.Light on my toes.I'm sneakin'I'm sneakin' up real quiet[GRUNTS]Who took you out?I don't knowBecause I didn't hearThem comingBecause they snuck upOn meCaptain, you seeing this?No one sees me.Take them out.So why didn't youjust team up with Chuck?He's definitelyfaster than me.Nope, he's too light.Why not Bomb, then?You know, he's heavier than me.Too slow. You're perfect.Oh, that's funny.I thought we weren't compatible.Yeah. Well, um, you know...Some of the variableschanged, so...Oh, variables, huh?So, uh, what are we doing here?[GRUNTS]We're on a mission.Oh, yeah, the mission.Of course.Okay, Bomb, we are in position.Time to take out those guards.Copy that.Come on, Bomb,hold it together.Tighten up. You can do this.[GRUNTS]We got a 10-91Gin the control room.Roger that.[PANTS]Oh!You can do this, Bomb.Just take them out.Just take them out!- [LAUGHING]- Thanks for taking us out, man.Even Glenn'shaving a good time!Baby shark, doo, dooDoo, doo, doo, dooBaby shark, doo, dooDoo, doo, doo, dooBaby sharkDoo, doo, doo, dooBaby sharkGLENN:All together!Silver, baby sharkshave taken the bait.Roger that. Okay, Leonard.Time for Plan X.Plan X? I thoughtyou said spandex.BOTH:Spandex?I'm too sexy for my shirtToo sexy for my shirtWell, I'm workin'with what I got.Lookin' good, guys.Lookin' good.[BOTH WAILING]You gotta swing your arms.I am swinging my arms.I'm swingin' 'emlike this.[LAUGHS AWKWARDLY AND SIGHS][EXCLAIMS HAPPILY]Yes![SING-SONGY]Three minutes to launch.Debbie, we arestarting over, girl.This is like New Year's.Oh, my gosh, yes, okay.I'm gonna get someglitter and decorations.This is gonna beso much fun![YELLING][HONKS]DEBBIE:Zeta!We have a problem.Oh, my good...Aah!Go find them![]Okay. That's wherethe ice balls are made.We've gotta jump in that holeat the exact momentthat the jaws open up.- Are you sure about this?- Uh. Actually, no.- Goin' with my gut this time.- Whoa. Didn't expect that.DEBBIE [OVER PA]: Attention, all eagles.The prisoners have escaped.Doo, dooDaddy sharkAll right, guys,back to work!GUARD:Go! Let's do this!Bomb: Guys, guys, guys! Whoa, hold on! We're not done hanging out and having a good time. Silver, we've got a problem.ALL: Back to workDoo, doo, dooDoo, doo, dooBack to work- Jump on the count of three.- Got it.One, two...- three!- Whoa!Whoa!Ha, ha. It worked! Red?Ha, ha. We did it![GRUNTS][BOTH GASP AND YELL]- Oh, no. What the...?- Lava injectors!I got this one.Oh, whoa, Red!SILVER:Aah! Aah!Well, it's all downhillfrom here.BOTH:Whoa!- Okay, now what?- If my calculations are correct,we should be tall enoughto reach that leverif all three of us...Garry?[GASPS]Uh... Hang in there![BOTH YELLING]Whoa!Okay, new plan.We need to getto 65 miles per hour.Left, right,left, right.At least we're gonnaget all our steps in.COMPUTER:Two minutes to launch.ZETA:Two minutes, everybody!Two minutes to launch!BOTH:Left, right, left, right.We gotta breakthat super-weapon!- SILVER: Leonard.- Yeah?Is the ramp elevated?We're workin' on it.[GRUNTS]What are we gonna do?- Uh...- Okay, let's just- figure this out.- I have an idea.Yeah. Now is not the time,Courtney.I'm just tryin'to figure outhow we're gonna get upto that lever.- Hey. Leonard.- Huh?Oh, that could work!Silver!How we doin' on speed?We're maxin' outat 59 miles per hour.We need to get to 65!It's stuck!We need more weight!Okay. Here goes.It... It's movin'!Oh, that's not good.BOTH:Aah![GRUNTS][BOTH PANTING]Sixty-three, 64...- One more minute!- Yes!- COMPUTER: One minute.- Let's justclear these housesfrom your beachfront view.- LEONARD: The lever is broken!- Broken?Leonard, don't you haveany gadgets you can use?- We're almost to the ramp.- Gadgets?Gadgets!Forty-five seconds.Attention, all personnel. Initiating launch sequence.- COMPUTER: Initiating.Garry, any way you can bring me the gadgets?No, there isn't.LEONARD [ON COMM]: Chuck, I need Garry's backpack.On it.Garry, where are you?GARRY: Chuck, over here!Hi-yah!Yes! We've reached 65 miles per hour!Fifteen seconds.Ha, ha! Let's do this!COMPUTER:Fourteen, 13, 12...11...- ZETA: Ten. Nine.- Leonard, it's now or never.- Oh, no.- SILVER: Gotta raise that ramp!ZETA: Seven. Six.Five.Four. Three.Two.And one!GADGET [DISTORTED]: There's an eagle nearby. There's an eagle nearby.- Yeah!- There's an eagle nearby.[GASPS]No!Huh?Huh?That's my sister![COUGHS NORMALLY]- [GASPS]- [LAUGHS]- It didn't work?- I... I don't get it.[LAUGHS]Of course it didn't work.[LAUGHING]Zeta: You must really love your little islands to risk your lives trying to save them! Well, guess what? I don't care. Because this right here is ice-cold, baby.- No!- MIGHTY EAGLE: Zeta!- What?Wait!- What? What...?- Mighty Eagle!Yeah!Mighty Eagle: I'm the cause of all this. I ran out on you on our wedding day. And ever since then, you've been tormented inside.Zeta: Right now? This is when you choose to do this?So take me! Not these islands.Zeta: You have got some flippin' nerve!I know! I ripped your heartstrings right out.Red: That's it. Super String.Sliver: What?...has been burning a hole in your sanity! Set yourself free...SILVER: Okay, I'm seein' it. Yeah.Mighty Eagle: Go ahead. Do your worst to me.- Chuck.I deserve it.Zeta: You think this is about you, Ethan?Leonard: Ethan?Zeta: Oh, that is so hilarious / embarrassing / I hadn't thought about your fat butt in 20 years.Mighty Eagle: Wait, what?Zeta: You are a lazy, uncoordinated, fish-eyed fool. You ain't worth the salt in your bread. You are nothing to me! You are nothing! I don't think about you at all. I don't think about your stinking feet. I don't think about your rusty hands. I don't think about your rusty elbows...Mighty Eagle: Wait, so you have or you haven't thought about me?Zeta: News flash, bro: I am over you, I'm over this place, and I am ready to get that upgrade situation goin' for me and my daughter.Debbie: Hey.Zeta: Well, our daughter.Mighty Eagle: What?Debbie: That's my dad?!Mighty Eagle: I have a daughter?!Zeta: Yes, you do! And I raised her all by myself in this icy wasteland. But now I'm gonna be sipping pia coladas on those warm tropical islands like I deserve to!Mighty Eagle: Stop!- Oh, no.[]Huh?- It's working!- Yes!- Oh, no.Gotcha!You can do it!Hold on to that string!Red: The hatchlings.Oh, no! They're in trouble!Sam-Sam: Jump!Red:Everyone...ALL: Run!Let's go!Zeta: No, no, wait. This is not happening.Bomb: Gotcha!- EAGLE 1: I'm freaking out!- EAGLE 2: Me too!- We did it.- We did it.Debbie? Where is she? Where's Debbie? Debbie?[CRYING]Debbie, no.What have I done?Oh, Debbie.Are you okay? Sweetie? Honey pie? Love of the last one minute of my life?Dad?Yes.You are so strong! He saved my life!Oh, Debbie.Mom, can we keep him?Please?Oh, I, uh...Wait. Wait.Before you answer, you should see something.Wait, wait, wait.Mm-hmm.And the one closest to my heart.I don't wanna waitFor our lives to be overWill it be yesOr will it beSorry?Oh, no.Doo, doo, dooDoo, dooDoo, doo, dooDoo, dooYou are so pitiful.YeahCHILD: I've never beento a wedding before!BIRD: Oh, okay, who's getting married again?Matilda: Oh, Terence, this is like our wedding but expensive. Ha, ha.Flowers for you, flowers for you.RED: Ladies and gentlemen, birds and pigs, we are gathered here today because of these two characters.Not only because they're being joined in holy matrimony, but also because one of them tried to destroy our islands for her own selfish reasons.- [LAUGHS]- Guess who.Oh, it's such a beautiful wedding.It really is.But Mighty Eagle swooped in at the last second and got all the credit for stopping her.Yes, you did, baby.I love you.Wrap it up.I now pronounce you eagle and husband. You may now kiss the...- Come here, you.Ugh!All right.Get it, Mighty Eagle.Oh, that is disgusting!Go, Zeta! Go, Dad!Attention!Attention, everybody.Eyes on me. Hi.Hi. Look up here.I would like to propose a toastto the bird who madeall of this possible.[CHUCKLES]Our hero, Red.- Give it up for Red!- BIRD: Yeah!CROWD [CHANTING]:Red! Red! Red!KIDS:You're our hero, Red!Red! Red! Red!Oh. Easy, guys.Hollow bones.I've got hollow bones.- Who loves you, Red?- Yeah, Red!Oh, wow. I mean, thanks, guys.I... Thank you.CHUCK:Speech, speech, speech![]Looks like they stilllove you, Red.Um, okay, well,you know, I'm...I'm honored, everybody.Really, I... And I just, um...Give me two seconds.I'll be right back.Woo! Good speech! Yeah!Excuse me. Excuse me.Pardon me.Excuse me. I'm just tryin'to squeeze through here.Hey, hey, hey! Silver!Huh?Wow. I, um...Thank you, guys.Thank you for this. And forall the support and love.You know, it means...Well, it means everything to me.But, um, I don't deserve it.She does.What just happened?Is that the nerdfrom our physics class?This is the real heroright here.Silver is the onewho came upwith the planto stop the super-weaponand ultimately savedall our lives.Red, I didn't do thisall on my own.Right. Because we're a team.We couldn't havedone anything withoutChuck and Bomb,- or Courtney and Garry.- Thank you.Red: Or Leonard. Actually, we probably could've done it without Leonard. Let's be honest, huh?Leonard's the man! I did everything! I got the sub!And even Mighty Eagle.- So handsome.- BIRD: Ethan!And last, but certainly not least, those adorable hatchlings.[ALL GIGGLE]We are strongest when we all band together. Just like Super String.- Let's hear it for Silver!- BIRD: Yes![GASPS] I wanna be an engineer.- BIRD 1: All right! Yeah, Silver!- BIRD 2: We love you, Silver!- Okay, Garry, now.- On it.CHILD 1: Oh, my gosh!- CHILD 2: We're famous!- BOMB: Look at that.Oh, look! It's me!You see, these guys are the real heroes.They're the ones who deserve your love, not me.We love you even more now, Red!CHILD: Yeah, Red! We love you!See? You're not in this alone.I'm married now. Let's party,y'all! I's married!ZETA: Debbie,get away from the punch bowl, girl!Come over hereand dance with your mama!Mm-mm!- BIRD: Hey, y'all!- CHILD: Mom, watch this!Oh, yeah! Hey, where's Red and Silver?- Okay, worms or birdseed?- Huh?Kiddin'.I know it's toast.Ha, ha. Toast.You know, I was actuallybeing sarcasticwhen I said thatwas my favorite,just for the record.What? You?Sarcastic?- No way.- I see what you're doin'.- Okay.- Maybe you can teach me sometime.Maybe I will, when you're nottoo busy saving the world.You know, I actuallyjust finished doing that,so I'm pretty free.Oh, no way.Because I'm pretty free too.Chuck: (Comes in) Well, I don't have anything to do either! Wait a minute. What's that sound? Tickle Train? Coming to Third Wheel Station!RED & SILVER:Chuck, no!BOTH:Jinx, jinx, jinx!Laugh it up, everybody.Ha-ha-ha.No one can stop me.I'll stop you, Zeta.Ha-ha-ha.Well, you can't stop me from...showing you how cute my little sisters are when they're sleeping.BOTH:Yay!Aw, they're so cute.I kinda thought they'd be hatched by now.They're hatchin'!Yay!Here they come!Oh, my gosh! I see one![ALL GASP]ALL:Mama!Uh-oh.Can I help you?Oh. Sorry.Mama?Hi.My baby sisters!Yay!Bye.- Mama!Oh, baby sisters.We love you so much.We should take good care of them and never let them out of our sights.Yeah. We'll never let them outta our sights.Huh?Bye-bye.
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